SO i took a crap, it hurt... um... any suggestions on how to forget the pain, or make it come out a little faster???? I mean come on a takes like 2 MILLION YEARS TO COME OUT, plus it hurts so yeah suggestions anyone?????

Yea im a doctor, that sucks but it looks like u need 2 amputate ur butt, sry.

?????? wow i commented the same thing 4 times!!!!

I think you should go get you boyfriend to stick his head up your *bleep* and eat it out!

You have to push really hard and make your weener stiff.

gross ewww lol

i love poopin!!!!!

why do people like poopin it hurts like crap!

poopand pee all the time and hurt like crap and speaking of crap i just craped my pants!!!!!!!!!

eww hailey just pooped on me once my friend ate poop

squizz i just pooped crap that hurt hailey will you go get the butt cream

talk to a doctor?







i gotta go poop now.

your an idiot.

Well see, here is the ancient secret... you take a F***ing pole stick that GD pole of your *bleep* and pull out really fast!!!!!!

one time i took a dump that was so wide in diameter that my lower back literally popped and the the poop slide smoothly out of my bottom, which was a huge relief because i was very lightheaded after pushing with all my might.

lol

uhh ur constipated u need more fibre XD
(dat means more brown bread and all that jass)

or just stick a fork up ur butt and flick it out
LMAO

push harder it'll come out faster

his one time i took a *bleep* and it came out sideways and my *bleep* started bleeding

in ancient greece, they had used an agressive tool which was used for such reasons as what you have, I am a doctor, my name is terrance laurence. i have been through years of training with excessive pooping, Let me tell you this, dont tell my ex wife, but I once took a dukey in her pillow before she fell asleep, and she woke up with a creamy delight

STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND SAY
WHOS YOUR DADDY

Yewz a big fine poop wont chu back dat poop up call me big poop girl back dat poop up girl who you think you poopin with back dat poop up.

If youforce a tube steak up your crab hole, you might win more poop

use a plunger..

it worked fo me!

you're constipated you retard, go get some laxatives. ☺☺☺☺&# 9786;

You guys are great !

ewwww.that even sounds crapy just like you a%$%

Use ur weiner and fish it out

i think you have to get a doctor to eat your poop then ur good. so have a nice *bleep*ing day asswipe *bleep* U *bleep*

use the force..

use the force.

just lube up yo *bleep* nigggg

read a magazine while your *bleep*ing

You people crack me up! I dont know how I even got to this website..but its funny as h*ll!

"Could i have 2 poop tacos please, oh but ithout onions cuz i don't want my breath to stink"

If you take a tube and a hamster you can make the hamster run up your pooper if you you put em in the tube and yell curse words at him, (the hamster will see your poop hole as an inviting little den with bushes around it), then after about a week he'll get so hungry he'll have to eat your poop for you then he will *bleep* smaller *bleep*s that you can poop out easily... have a fun time!!!

go have sex!!!

go have sex!!!

Y'all need to lay off tha sex an shizz cuz yur gunna get herpes how ya like them apples?!?!



Oops..... Just peed my pants....
Oh, that's white.....
Gotta go........?

get your boyfriend to stick his penis up yo *bleep* and get tht *bleep* out.or you could have anal sex!!!!!

poop... is among us

i wish i could try this pooping thing you all are speakin of/

Yo PICKLE HEAD. If ur still reading this blog and it still hurts when u take a *bleep*, here's what works 4 me. Go 2 the store and get some of those stool softener pills. If ya get the store brand a bottle is only like maybe 3 or 4 bucks max and even if u take 1 everyday the bottle should last 2 or 3 months. I take 1 every day and even though my logs are usually really seriously thick(big around) most of the time I just have to push a little bit hard and my *bleep* will start comin out pretty ez. If I keep pushin just a little bit my log will almost always come out as 1 continuous long fat turd in bout 3 or 4 minutes max. B4 I started takin the pills I had to push like hell when I was takin a big dump and my asshole stretched out so big it would *bleep*in hurt big time. Good luck dude with ur poopin!

big hard logs usually means you are dehydrated. Drink about 2-3 large Starbucks Iced coffees really fast and you'll crap a nice flowing river of mud.
or have your GF stick her finger up your but and she could use those long *bleep* nails to cut it into little pieces. don't forget to return the favor. but love rules!

If I was 2 slam 2 or 3 Starbucks really fast I wud be so stoked from all the caffeine I'd be jerkin off for 2 or 3 hours!! ;)

Become gay your butthole will stretch out over time.

Actually, just force it out. Don't be a pussy, you'll only bleed for a little while.

just let it flow out let it slowly slp threw your but hole cheeks and if it doesnt work just put your finger up there and jigle it around

So, What you do is this.
First: Rent a copy of Harry Potter(Not Relevant)
Second: Transfer yourself to that world
Thrid: Get somone to shove their wand up there and cast rependo extendo
to streth your butthole and let it flow out :)
Happy Poopin

poop will make your life awesomer!!!!! LOL

ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*

ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*

ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*

Lol, I also have a problem with that too, just eat more fiber and u'll be ok!

Unless you eat corn......... that always hurts. :P
good luck.

u need to eat MORE FIBER

u need to eat MORE FIBER

u need to eat MORE FIBER

u need to eat MORE FIBER

u need to eat MORE FIBER

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I lv this site LOL

hey mr poopy poop

lol this site is crazy, type poop into google and push im feeling lucky and this is what the world wide web brings me. ^_^

lol this site is crazy, type poop into google and push im feeling lucky and this is what the world wide web brings me. ^_^

that nice pickel head

so i say, youh should stop pushing that turd out so hard, and slowly enjoy the slow coming out of the turdd, cause it will be much less painfull and easier to take a poop(:

look poop buddy, pooping has alway been kinda a problem for me too though i think it can be kind of relaxing if its a cooperating poop, ya know? sometimes you need to let the log do its own thing insted of pushing sooo hard, becouse that can sometimes hurt! mabey just hydrate a lil more and your poop will just slide out like yo momma sliding down a water slide. well i meen you mom wouldnt be sliding out of your tukus, but.... you get the picture!..POOP OUT HOMIES!!!...

I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP THIS MORNING AND IT CAME OUT GREAT. THANK GOD FOR LAXATIVES!!!!

I wonder what alien poop looks like

Go eat some beans or eat a anus steak burger

Try this.
Step 1: Divide by zero.
Step 2: one you did that, a black hole will appear.
Step 3: The black hole sucks in your poop.
Happy poopin!

Try this.
Step 1: Divide by zero.
Step 2: once you did that, a black hole will appear.
Step 3: The black hole sucks in your poop.
Happy poopin!

ima docta. eata prune. it helps. legit. no joke budd

dude i dont how i got on this my sis showed e thuis but u need more fibre and drink water and if it still hurts take pain medication while u take ur dump



happy pooping ;)

go get a pack of pullups and put one on then squat with ur legs apart and itll come out. sleep in the pullups.
BTW im 11 yrs old on my dsi i piss in pullups all the time its fun!!!