SO i took a crap, it hurt... um... any suggestions on how to forget the pain, or make it come out a little faster???? I mean come on a takes like 2 MILLION YEARS TO COME OUT, plus it hurts so yeah suggestions anyone?????

Yea im a doctor, that sucks but it looks like u need 2 amputate ur butt, sry.

?????? wow i commented the same thing 4 times!!!!

I think you should go get you boyfriend to stick his head up your *bleep* and eat it out!

You have to push really hard and make your weener stiff.

gross ewww lol

i love poopin!!!!!

why do people like poopin it hurts like crap!

poopand pee all the time and hurt like crap and speaking of crap i just craped my pants!!!!!!!!!

eww hailey just pooped on me once my friend ate poop

squizz i just pooped crap that hurt hailey will you go get the butt cream

talk to a doctor?







i gotta go poop now.

your an idiot.

Well see, here is the ancient secret... you take a F***ing pole stick that GD pole of your *bleep* and pull out really fast!!!!!!

one time i took a dump that was so wide in diameter that my lower back literally popped and the the poop slide smoothly out of my bottom, which was a huge relief because i was very lightheaded after pushing with all my might.

lol

uhh ur constipated u need more fibre XD
(dat means more brown bread and all that jass)

or just stick a fork up ur butt and flick it out
LMAO

push harder it'll come out faster

his one time i took a *bleep* and it came out sideways and my *bleep* started bleeding

in ancient greece, they had used an agressive tool which was used for such reasons as what you have, I am a doctor, my name is terrance laurence. i have been through years of training with excessive pooping, Let me tell you this, dont tell my ex wife, but I once took a dukey in her pillow before she fell asleep, and she woke up with a creamy delight

STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND SAY
WHOS YOUR DADDY

Yewz a big fine poop wont chu back dat poop up call me big poop girl back dat poop up girl who you think you poopin with back dat poop up.

If youforce a tube steak up your crab hole, you might win more poop

use a plunger..

it worked fo me!

you're constipated you retard, go get some laxatives. ☺☺☺☺&# 9786;

You guys are great !

ewwww.that even sounds crapy just like you a%$%

Use ur weiner and fish it out

i think you have to get a doctor to eat your poop then ur good. so have a nice *bleep*ing day asswipe *bleep* U *bleep*

use the force..

use the force.

just lube up yo *bleep* nigggg

read a magazine while your *bleep*ing

You people crack me up! I dont know how I even got to this website..but its funny as h*ll!

"Could i have 2 poop tacos please, oh but ithout onions cuz i don't want my breath to stink"

If you take a tube and a hamster you can make the hamster run up your pooper if you you put em in the tube and yell curse words at him, (the hamster will see your poop hole as an inviting little den with bushes around it), then after about a week he'll get so hungry he'll have to eat your poop for you then he will *bleep* smaller *bleep*s that you can poop out easily... have a fun time!!!

go have sex!!!

go have sex!!!

Y'all need to lay off tha sex an shizz cuz yur gunna get herpes how ya like them apples?!?!



Oops..... Just peed my pants....
Oh, that's white.....
Gotta go........?

get your boyfriend to stick his penis up yo *bleep* and get tht *bleep* out.or you could have anal sex!!!!!