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BOB ON SEP 3 @ 12:17 AM
taxi poop...
I'm toung punching you moms fatr box ans i type jake ass
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YOU AWESOME SICK BASTARD!!!
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AND SQUEEZE THEM AND MASH THEM AND APPLY THEM ALL OVER MY BODY AND FACE....AHHHH YELLOW BILIVERDIN C
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WOW...
go to the doctor.. FAST.
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helppp!!!...
you could also lick your precious spoon clean...mmmm...yuuuummmmm..... warm turds!!!
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try to do hold few piece of sht on hand next time
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POOOOOOOP...
MASTICATE means to eat...and defaecate means to poop..not what you said
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Piss in the tub...
I once pissed in the dustbin in a 5 star hotel...twas really FUN!!was drunk outta my mind of course
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*bleep*es & hoes...
SUCK ON MY WEINER FELLERS
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what? thats wierd



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Piss in the tub...
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my baby...
i am doing this from my phone.
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Hilgayrious...
I say time to take a poop!
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Yo PICKLE HEAD. If ur still reading this blog and it still hurts when u take a *bleep*, here's what wor
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BY PICKLE HEAD ON DEC 17 2008 @ 5:37 PM
SO i took a crap, it hurt... um... any suggestions on how to forget the pain, or make it come out a little faster???? I mean come on a takes like 2 MILLION YEARS TO COME OUT, plus it hurts so yeah suggestions anyone?????

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BY DIDGITAL DAN ON DEC 17 2008 @ 6:49 PM
Yea im a doctor, that sucks but it looks like u need 2 amputate ur butt, sry.
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BY DIDGITAL DAN ON DEC 18 2008 @ 6:13 PM
?????? wow i commented the same thing 4 times!!!!
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BY BOBBY ON DEC 24 2008 @ 1:38 PM
I think you should go get you boyfriend to stick his head up your *bleep* and eat it out!
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BY ANNA ON DEC 30 2008 @ 3:09 PM
You have to push really hard and make your weener stiff.
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BY GRAND MASTER CRAP ON DEC 31 2008 @ 7:56 PM
gross ewww lol
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BY GRAND MASTER CRAP ON DEC 31 2008 @ 7:57 PM
i love poopin!!!!!
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BY TAYLOR/HAILEY ON JAN 28 2009 @ 11:06 AM
why do people like poopin it hurts like crap!
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BY TAYLOR/HAILEY ON JAN 28 2009 @ 11:08 AM
poopand pee all the time and hurt like crap and speaking of crap i just craped my pants!!!!!!!!!
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BY TAYLOR/HAILEY ON JAN 28 2009 @ 11:09 AM
eww hailey just pooped on me once my friend ate poop
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BY TAYLOR/HAILEY ON JAN 28 2009 @ 11:12 AM
squizz i just pooped crap that hurt hailey will you go get the butt cream
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BY MARIAH MARTIN KYPANTHERS ON FEB 6 2009 @ 3:28 PM
talk to a doctor?







i gotta go poop now.
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BY MNM MAE ON FEB 6 2009 @ 3:29 PM
your an idiot.
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BY STEVE ON MAR 1 2009 @ 4:18 PM
Well see, here is the ancient secret... you take a F***ing pole stick that GD pole of your *bleep* and pull out really fast!!!!!!
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BY STEPHAN MCPENISBURG ON MAR 7 2009 @ 8:17 PM
one time i took a dump that was so wide in diameter that my lower back literally popped and the the poop slide smoothly out of my bottom, which was a huge relief because i was very lightheaded after pushing with all my might.
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BY POOPSTER ON MAR 14 2009 @ 4:28 AM
lol
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BY TURD BLOCKER ON MAR 17 2009 @ 8:58 AM
uhh ur constipated u need more fibre XD
(dat means more brown bread and all that jass)

or just stick a fork up ur butt and flick it out
LMAO
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BY POOPGIRL ON MAR 20 2009 @ 3:17 PM
push harder it'll come out faster
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BY JOSH FARWELL ON MAR 24 2009 @ 6:01 PM
his one time i took a *bleep* and it came out sideways and my *bleep* started bleeding
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BY TERRANCE LAURENCE ON MAR 24 2009 @ 11:30 PM
in ancient greece, they had used an agressive tool which was used for such reasons as what you have, I am a doctor, my name is terrance laurence. i have been through years of training with excessive pooping, Let me tell you this, dont tell my ex wife, but I once took a dukey in her pillow before she fell asleep, and she woke up with a creamy delight
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BY BIG BOB ON MAR 24 2009 @ 11:31 PM
STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND SAY
WHOS YOUR DADDY
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BY BULLYBULLY ON MAR 24 2009 @ 11:33 PM
Yewz a big fine poop wont chu back dat poop up call me big poop girl back dat poop up girl who you think you poopin with back dat poop up.


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BY BIG BOB ON MAR 24 2009 @ 11:34 PM
If youforce a tube steak up your crab hole, you might win more poop
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BY SH*THEAD ON APR 23 2009 @ 5:48 PM
use a plunger..

it worked fo me!
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BY POOOP ON APR 28 2009 @ 4:31 PM
you're constipated you retard, go get some laxatives. ☺☺☺☺&# 9786;
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BY RAZOR ON MAY 14 2009 @ 2:30 PM
You guys are great !
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BY CRAPPER ON MAY 17 2009 @ 1:20 PM
ewwww.that even sounds crapy just like you a%$%
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BY DUMB_SEXY_BLONDE ON JUN 15 2009 @ 10:00 PM
Use ur weiner and fish it out
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BY P00PFUCKINGFUCKTARDASSTURDILIKEPOOP ON JUL 11 2009 @ 12:02 AM
i think you have to get a doctor to eat your poop then ur good. so have a nice *bleep*ing day asswipe *bleep* U *bleep*
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BY POOLICKER101 ON AUG 9 2009 @ 1:14 AM
use the force..
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BY POOLICKER101 ON AUG 9 2009 @ 1:15 AM
use the force.
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BY POOP NUGGET LUVERRRR ON AUG 11 2009 @ 6:55 PM
just lube up yo *bleep* nigggg
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BY DANIELLEOWNSYOU ON AUG 30 2009 @ 8:54 AM
read a magazine while your *bleep*ing
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BY KP0407 ON SEP 3 2009 @ 1:50 PM
You people crack me up! I dont know how I even got to this website..but its funny as h*ll!
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BY MITCH LERMA ON SEP 29 2009 @ 6:46 PM
"Could i have 2 poop tacos please, oh but ithout onions cuz i don't want my breath to stink"
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BY ILIKEPOOP ON OCT 2 2009 @ 6:40 PM
If you take a tube and a hamster you can make the hamster run up your pooper if you you put em in the tube and yell curse words at him, (the hamster will see your poop hole as an inviting little den with bushes around it), then after about a week he'll get so hungry he'll have to eat your poop for you then he will *bleep* smaller *bleep*s that you can poop out easily... have a fun time!!!
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BY RIA ON OCT 4 2009 @ 3:06 PM
go have sex!!!
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BY RIA ON OCT 4 2009 @ 3:06 PM
go have sex!!!
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BY POOPDUZZENTSTANK ON OCT 7 2009 @ 5:58 PM
Y'all need to lay off tha sex an shizz cuz yur gunna get herpes how ya like them apples?!?!



Oops..... Just peed my pants....
Oh, that's white.....
Gotta go........?
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BY SEXYBITCH ON OCT 7 2009 @ 7:41 PM
get your boyfriend to stick his penis up yo *bleep* and get tht *bleep* out.or you could have anal sex!!!!!
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BY SDO44 ON DEC 23 2009 @ 2:19 PM
poop... is among us
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BY GMONEYNIGG ON DEC 30 2009 @ 4:08 PM
i wish i could try this pooping thing you all are speakin of/
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BY PUNK.EMO.DUDE ON JAN 5 2010 @ 10:18 PM
Yo PICKLE HEAD. If ur still reading this blog and it still hurts when u take a *bleep*, here's what works 4 me. Go 2 the store and get some of those stool softener pills. If ya get the store brand a bottle is only like maybe 3 or 4 bucks max and even if u take 1 everyday the bottle should last 2 or 3 months. I take 1 every day and even though my logs are usually really seriously thick(big around) most of the time I just have to push a little bit hard and my *bleep* will start comin out pretty ez. If I keep pushin just a little bit my log will almost always come out as 1 continuous long fat turd in bout 3 or 4 minutes max. B4 I started takin the pills I had to push like hell when I was takin a big dump and my asshole stretched out so big it would *bleep*in hurt big time. Good luck dude with ur poopin!
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BY MAJOR DOOKIE ON JAN 6 2010 @ 10:02 PM
big hard logs usually means you are dehydrated. Drink about 2-3 large Starbucks Iced coffees really fast and you'll crap a nice flowing river of mud.
or have your GF stick her finger up your but and she could use those long *bleep* nails to cut it into little pieces. don't forget to return the favor. but love rules!
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BY PUNK.EMO.DUDE ON JAN 12 2010 @ 12:31 AM
If I was 2 slam 2 or 3 Starbucks really fast I wud be so stoked from all the caffeine I'd be jerkin off for 2 or 3 hours!! ;)
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BY SOTTACETI ON FEB 12 2010 @ 10:50 AM
Become gay your butthole will stretch out over time.
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BY SOTTACETI ON FEB 12 2010 @ 11:08 AM
Actually, just force it out. Don't be a pussy, you'll only bleed for a little while.
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BY BOB ON FEB 12 2010 @ 5:37 PM
just let it flow out let it slowly slp threw your but hole cheeks and if it doesnt work just put your finger up there and jigle it around
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BY HARRY_FUCKIN_POTHEAD ON FEB 16 2010 @ 4:54 PM
So, What you do is this.
First: Rent a copy of Harry Potter(Not Relevant)
Second: Transfer yourself to that world
Thrid: Get somone to shove their wand up there and cast rependo extendo
to streth your butthole and let it flow out :)
Happy Poopin
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BY DOGLOVER ON FEB 18 2010 @ 7:32 AM
poop will make your life awesomer!!!!! LOL
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BY CORINNE ON MAR 4 2010 @ 3:54 PM
ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*
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BY CORINNE ON MAR 4 2010 @ 3:54 PM
ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*
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BY CORINNE ON MAR 4 2010 @ 3:54 PM
ya every1 STOP talkin bout the sex *bleep*
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BY 9TALIESFOX~<3 ON MAR 19 2010 @ 9:21 PM
Lol, I also have a problem with that too, just eat more fiber and u'll be ok!

Unless you eat corn......... that always hurts. :P
good luck.
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BY BUDDY BIRD ON MAR 20 2010 @ 10:47 AM
u need to eat MORE FIBER
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BY BUDDY BIRD ON MAR 20 2010 @ 10:47 AM
u need to eat MORE FIBER
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BY BUDDY BIRD ON MAR 20 2010 @ 10:47 AM
u need to eat MORE FIBER
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BY BUDDY BIRD ON MAR 20 2010 @ 10:47 AM
u need to eat MORE FIBER
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BY BUDDY BIRD ON MAR 20 2010 @ 10:48 AM
u need to eat MORE FIBER
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BY AWWW FINALLY!!! ON MAR 30 2010 @ 9:35 PM
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I lv this site LOL
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BY MISSYPOOPOO ON APR 5 2010 @ 7:41 AM
hey mr poopy poop
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BY JAZZY_JAZZ ON APR 10 2010 @ 4:29 PM
lol this site is crazy, type poop into google and push im feeling lucky and this is what the world wide web brings me. ^_^
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BY JAZZY_JAZZ ON APR 10 2010 @ 4:30 PM
lol this site is crazy, type poop into google and push im feeling lucky and this is what the world wide web brings me. ^_^
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BY GABBY ON APR 29 2010 @ 5:35 PM
that nice pickel head
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BY TURDD COMMANDER.. ON JUN 10 2010 @ 3:54 PM
so i say, youh should stop pushing that turd out so hard, and slowly enjoy the slow coming out of the turdd, cause it will be much less painfull and easier to take a poop(:
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BY POOPINGFRIENDZ ON JUL 15 2010 @ 11:57 PM
look poop buddy, pooping has alway been kinda a problem for me too though i think it can be kind of relaxing if its a cooperating poop, ya know? sometimes you need to let the log do its own thing insted of pushing sooo hard, becouse that can sometimes hurt! mabey just hydrate a lil more and your poop will just slide out like yo momma sliding down a water slide. well i meen you mom wouldnt be sliding out of your tukus, but.... you get the picture!..POOP OUT HOMIES!!!...
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BY POOPLOVER900 ON JUL 23 2010 @ 8:47 AM
I TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP THIS MORNING AND IT CAME OUT GREAT. THANK GOD FOR LAXATIVES!!!!
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BY ALEX420 ON AUG 1 2010 @ 11:11 PM
I wonder what alien poop looks like
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BY STICKMANPOOP ON AUG 10 2010 @ 8:46 PM
Go eat some beans or eat a anus steak burger
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BY STICKMANPOOP ON AUG 12 2010 @ 10:49 AM
Try this.
Step 1: Divide by zero.
Step 2: one you did that, a black hole will appear.
Step 3: The black hole sucks in your poop.
Happy poopin!
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BY STICKMANPOOP ON AUG 12 2010 @ 10:50 AM
Try this.
Step 1: Divide by zero.
Step 2: once you did that, a black hole will appear.
Step 3: The black hole sucks in your poop.
Happy poopin!
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BY TURD MISTA ON AUG 13 2010 @ 6:36 PM
ima docta. eata prune. it helps. legit. no joke budd
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BY CLAUDIA ON AUG 16 2010 @ 10:31 PM
dude i dont how i got on this my sis showed e thuis but u need more fibre and drink water and if it still hurts take pain medication while u take ur dump



happy pooping ;)
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BY PULLUP SOILER ON AUG 19 2010 @ 10:48 PM
go get a pack of pullups and put one on then squat with ur legs apart and itll come out. sleep in the pullups.
BTW im 11 yrs old on my dsi i piss in pullups all the time its fun!!!
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