im constipated, and it sucks.

Well. Go poop and take a picture and upload it to the greeting cards user submitted page!

u got to send someone up ur butt and around the coner to find ur poop it is fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god... i have a seriouse constapation problem ! I know i have a huge block of shit behind my asshole. Its so big and dry that theres no point in atempting to push it out.... you know why? because have of it is sticking out of my butt.... and if i suck it all back in instead of pushing it out fully it will be annoying the crap out of me at night. whew it just poped out. im worn out, i just craped a baby's head.. i have a thousand huge sized sweat droplets on my face and running down my back.... my dad is threatning to rip the door off its hinges and pull me out by my hair,saying somthing like "your not the only one in this house, your so selfish, other people have to urinate and poop too. after an experience like this id have to say constapation is awsome....(applying great amount of sarcasm!)