I noticed here in Facts About Poop that you left out a critical description...that poop that comes upon you suddenly and irrevocably...where, sometimes you don't make it to safe haven in time...I like to call it Ambush Poopy

wow, i diddn't catch that mistake

Maybe you should establish a site for that ( mabe titled www.poopismotherfuckingdelicio us.com

I have a question.
Is it safe to poop at airports or other public places or do you recommend pooping at a less public place.
Also if you do need to poop there what do you recommend to keep from getting germs?

it is safe to poop as long as you keep the door locked. To keep from getting germs after poopin, wash your hands boy!

NO, the people spread all sorts of diseases by the toilet seat (including heparitis and the flesh eating disease)

no, thats so wrong