I took the biggest poop to day. It took my 15 minutes to get it out. I had tto take my fingers and cut it half way, then I flushed and 8 minutes later it came out. My face was so red and I also was seeing stars!!

That's hilarious! I love to read about other peoples crazy poop adventures! Lol

omg this is *bleep*ing so *bleep*ing *bleep*ity *bleep* *bleep*. im ROTFL about this *bleep* dayuuuuum im up at like 2:46 a *bleep*ing m reading about poop. good luck with ur future *bleep*, assturd.

omg this is *bleep*ing so *bleep*ing *bleep*ity *bleep* *bleep*. im ROTFL about this *bleep* dayuuuuum im up at like 2:46 a *bleep*ing m reading about poop. good luck with ur future *bleep*, assturd.

i *bleep*ing have to *bleep* cuz i like ate this pizza that *bleep*ing tastes liike a vagina. so i masturbated while i atee it and i pooped so my poop is basically a girl so i swallowed my poop, but not in the p u ss y kinda swallow. i *bleep*ing ate the *bleep* *bleep*(poop)

you can lick my wet pussyyy, we can *bleep* sooo harrrdddd my vaginaaa holee gets soo biggg fromm your fatt asss penisss.[im masturbating while typing. o *bleep*, ahhhhh, *bleep*kk,ohhhhh, yeesss yeah,yeah,yeah uh uh uh uh yeesss.] man tht felt *bleep*IN GOOD!! u can do tht with me.

you can lick my wet pussyyy, we can *bleep* sooo harrrdddd my vaginaaa holee gets soo biggg fromm your fatt asss penisss.[im masturbating while typing. o *bleep*, ahhhhh, *bleep*kk,ohhhhh, yeesss yeah,yeah,yeah uh uh uh uh yeesss.] man tht felt *bleep*IN GOOD!! u can do tht with me.

I really need to poop right now before I POOP in MY pants.

hey SEXY*bleep* ill *bleep*kk yo nigg@ azz pussie right now. holla at me