I took the biggest poop to day. It took my 15 minutes to get it out. I had tto take my fingers and cut it half way, then I flushed and 8 minutes later it came out. My face was so red and I also was seeing stars!!

That's hilarious! I love to read about other peoples crazy poop adventures! Lol

omg this is *bleep*ing so *bleep*ing *bleep*ity *bleep* *bleep*. im ROTFL about this *bleep* dayuuuuum im up at like 2:46 a *bleep*ing m reading about poop. good luck with ur future *bleep*, assturd.

omg this is *bleep*ing so *bleep*ing *bleep*ity *bleep* *bleep*. im ROTFL about this *bleep* dayuuuuum im up at like 2:46 a *bleep*ing m reading about poop. good luck with ur future *bleep*, assturd.

i *bleep*ing have to *bleep* cuz i like ate this pizza that *bleep*ing tastes liike a vagina. so i masturbated while i atee it and i pooped so my poop is basically a girl so i swallowed my poop, but not in the p u ss y kinda swallow. i *bleep*ing ate the *bleep* *bleep*(poop)

you can lick my wet pussyyy, we can *bleep* sooo harrrdddd my vaginaaa holee gets soo biggg fromm your fatt asss penisss.[im masturbating while typing. o *bleep*, ahhhhh, *bleep*kk,ohhhhh, yeesss yeah,yeah,yeah uh uh uh uh yeesss.] man tht felt *bleep*IN GOOD!! u can do tht with me.

you can lick my wet pussyyy, we can *bleep* sooo harrrdddd my vaginaaa holee gets soo biggg fromm your fatt asss penisss.[im masturbating while typing. o *bleep*, ahhhhh, *bleep*kk,ohhhhh, yeesss yeah,yeah,yeah uh uh uh uh yeesss.] man tht felt *bleep*IN GOOD!! u can do tht with me.

I really need to poop right now before I POOP in MY pants.

hey SEXY*bleep* ill *bleep*kk yo nigg@ azz pussie right now. holla at me

I took a gr8 dump 2day at the mall. It was like 8 or 9" long and bout 2" thick. When the toilet flushed, most of the paper went down but the log got stuck across the hole in the toilet and wudn't go down. SWEET!!!! :D